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Author Topic: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish  (Read 49723 times)

Offline Shark808

F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« on: 03:59:02 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
Geez.  A lot of "fucking" going on here.  Maybe "some one" needs to start a "FUCK" thread?

This is the FUCK thread.  I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING THIS FUCKING THREAD, but my suggestion was well taken.  I merely planted the fucking seed.

Be disrespectful by using the word "fuck" freely.  And NO fuckin cry babies! 
« Last Edit: 11:12:19 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Xano »

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Offline Jay

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Re: FUCK!
« Reply #1 on: 04:32:09 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
*Cheekish Grin*
« Last Edit: 04:33:46 PM / 10-Sep-11 by Jay »

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Offline Shark808

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #2 on: 08:15:01 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
Awesome!  Now, what if I wished "some one" would fucking dive off a building face-first into a thumbtack... 



« Last Edit: 12:00:17 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Shark808 »
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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #3 on: 10:01:43 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
Just some silly shit.

"It's not such a smart car anymore is it?"
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Offline Shark808

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #4 on: 10:33:20 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
Wolf.  Thanks! The guy is talented and fuckin funny.  I been down with the fackin flu and this made me fuckin laugh. 

I noticed you used the word "shit" and not FUCK.  This is the FUCK thread.  I can't take credit for starting this Fucking thread, but my suggestion was well taken.   

See how long this thread lasts.  Moderator locking another moderator's thread?  Or even their own?  Administrator..? 





 
« Last Edit: 12:01:27 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Shark808 »
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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #5 on: 11:43:37 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
As long as people understand what the fuck this thread is about, and stop giving a fuck.
I doubt anyone will give a fuck.

I know I don't give a fuck.

(I primarily made this so people can vent. If this turns into a another "Completely random stuff" thread, and/or people get disrespectful to other people Yeah I'll lock it.)

But I'm basically leaving it open to:
Fuck, my VG just 'sploded
Fuck, My KA just 'sploded
Fuck, My CA was lost in the lake
Fuck, My SR popped a rocker
Fuck, My SR spun a bearing
Fuck, My M20 forgot how to idle!
Fuck, This parts going to be expensive!
Fuck, Someone keyed my car!
Fuck, someone fucked my woman
Fuck, Stumpy's getting all wonky again
Fuck, something made a nest in my blower motor.
Fuck, FUCK! FFFUUUUUUUU!!!! Someone puked on my laptop (True story last night...)

Type of stuff. You get the idea.
« Last Edit: 11:51:25 PM / 10-Sep-11 by Jay »

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Offline Gomesf1

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #6 on: 11:45:41 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
FUCK I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY PUSSY TODAY....
imagine a ka and a vg as women. I prefer the one that had less hands on it. The ka is a loose prostitute that every one and their brother knows lol.
if my dicks not hard by the end of a run....it wasnt fast enough!!!!!
i heard if you put sand in your gas tank the ultra fine particles clean out your fuel injectors

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Offline Slip n Slide

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #7 on: 11:47:37 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
FUCK, I finally got pulled over for having no tags, so if I get caught driving the S12 on public roads again it gets impounded and I lose my license.

Not only that, but my title application was rejected, so I now own a completely useless vehicle. FUCK.
« Last Edit: 11:47:56 PM / 10-Sep-11 by Slip n Slide »

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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #8 on: 11:48:53 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
That fucking sucks....

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Offline Shark808

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #9 on: 11:56:50 PM / 10-Sep-11 »
You all are too fucking much.  Never seen anything like this.  What a great place to be. 
« Last Edit: 12:14:30 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Shark808 »
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Offline Gomesf1

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #10 on: 12:16:41 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
SHARK YOUR FUCKIN AWESOME!!

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« Last Edit: 12:16:49 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Gomesf1 »
imagine a ka and a vg as women. I prefer the one that had less hands on it. The ka is a loose prostitute that every one and their brother knows lol.
if my dicks not hard by the end of a run....it wasnt fast enough!!!!!
i heard if you put sand in your gas tank the ultra fine particles clean out your fuel injectors

[13:23] drummingpariah: the race card is what everyone who's not white gets to play in the poker game of life
[13:35] drummingpariah: it always wins

Offline Shark808

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #11 on: 12:26:03 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
SHARK YOUR FUCKIN AWESOME!!

Thanks!  You're not so bad yourself.  Those pics of you working on your car while standing in the engine bay are forever etched in my fucking mind!  What a trooper. 

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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #12 on: 01:16:27 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
FUCK, I finally got pulled over for having no tags, so if I get caught driving the S12 on public roads again it gets impounded and I lose my license.

Not only that, but my title application was rejected, so I now own a completely useless vehicle. FUCK.

FUCK! This same fucking thing happened with my car the jalopy.  Fucking pigs can't keep their fucking ticket books out of their cold lifeless hands for one second to let me drive it out if their fucking town and now, no more Jalopy... Fuck those fawking fucks!
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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #13 on: 03:28:11 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
FUCK I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY PUSSY TODAY....
FUCK!!! i have three kids and ill probably never get pussy agian FUCK!!!

I got no FUCKING money so i cant fix my FUCKING car thats FUCKING... FUCKED!!!

FUCK!!! why do i hear monty pythons the F word in the back of my head? FUCK!!!
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Offline Jordan

Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #14 on: 05:51:27 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
Fuck, my VG burns a quart of oil a tank. Got up to 23 fucking miles per gallon though. Fuck yeah.

« Last Edit: 06:00:45 AM / 11-Sep-11 by Jordan »
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Re: FUCK! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #15 on: 11:18:00 AM / 11-Sep-11 »
I love to partake in Fornication Under Consent of the King.

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #16 on: 12:01:30 PM / 11-Sep-11 »
Fuck, I got all the parts for my Z here but the screws in the fuel rail are made of aluminum. Broke two sets of vice grips just from hand pressure.....screws still in fuel rail.....

fuck, someone drafted 300 from my CC in fraud......gotta wait a month to get it back....
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #17 on: 12:40:11 PM / 11-Sep-11 »
I love to partake in Fornication Under Consent of the King.


NOOOOO FUCK means For unlawful carnal knowledge
imagine a ka and a vg as women. I prefer the one that had less hands on it. The ka is a loose prostitute that every one and their brother knows lol.
if my dicks not hard by the end of a run....it wasnt fast enough!!!!!
i heard if you put sand in your gas tank the ultra fine particles clean out your fuel injectors

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #18 on: 01:01:49 PM / 11-Sep-11 »
Say it loud!  Say it proud! . . .

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #19 on: 01:13:10 PM / 11-Sep-11 »
fuck bitches, get money!
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