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Author Topic: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish  (Read 39766 times)

Offline VG30_S12

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #340 on: 08:26:17 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
well FUCK MY LIFE...
couldn't get that ckp out, so dad inlaw came over and did it... was ready to cut the floor out to get to it...

masculinity loss hasn't hit me yet, still to fucking happy the jeep lives. Been down for 2 days without a car (been sick  too)

« Last Edit: 08:38:51 PM / 03-Jun-12 by VG30_S12 »
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #341 on: 08:55:31 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
Wtf?^^^^
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Offline VG30_S12

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #342 on: 09:06:18 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
said i had a masculinity hit, not a homosexual rape fantasy/encounter with my father inlaw...
agree with above, what the PHUCK?
« Last Edit: 09:07:20 PM / 03-Jun-12 by VG30_S12 »
1984 Nissan 200sx S12 (FJ20E/KA24DE) its back on bitches >:)
1983 Datsun 280zx megasquirt project (H8FE02)
1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee - Family Hauler/Parts Grabber
"sounds like youve got a serious case of being a WHINY LITTLE BITCH, i'm prescribing you a large dose of MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!"
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #343 on: 09:36:12 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
think that one deserves a delete please

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #344 on: 10:44:55 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS. IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT. WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING. I GUARANTEE IT.
think that one deserves a delete please

Nah, quoted for future use because not only is it lame and old, but it's a direct link to Schizo posting up homoerotic menswear fanfiction.

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #345 on: 10:52:23 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
I lol'd irl.
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #346 on: 11:05:35 PM / 03-Jun-12 »
Nah, quoted for future use because not only is it lame and old, but it's a direct link to Schizo posting up homoerotic menswear fanfiction.
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Nah, quoted for future use because not only is it lame and old, but it's a direct link to Schizo posting up homoerotic menswear fanfiction.
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #347 on: 03:48:36 PM / 08-Jun-12 »
lol i though he was talking about the zimmerman/martin case for a second.

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #348 on: 04:01:10 PM / 08-Jun-12 »
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS. IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT. WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING. I GUARANTEE IT.

????? GTFO  '_'
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #349 on: 05:51:05 AM / 17-Jun-12 »
Drove it over to Mikes in the pissing rain to help with his CA18DET Datsun Roadster. Still couldn't fix the car so we packed up and i was dismissed lol. I back the car onto the road and turn left just as my wiper arm pops apart on me. I put it back together and drive down the road to left at the next set of light (Busy ass road) arm pops off again! So im stuck in traffic with my 4ways on and waited for a gap to jump out and fix it again. I drive ten feet......... Bang, popped off again so i put down the drivers window and stuck my head out, Luckily i was near Lordco (Auto parts store). Bought $10 of random shit to try and fix it then spent an hour and a half or so on trying to get anything to work. Went back in and got some spiny looking washers, and got the guy at the counter to cut them for me. After another hour i got the washer to press into place using my fingers and a cheep Flathead i luckily had in the hatch along with a pen light to find the washer all those times it popped off and disappeared in the cowling :(. I got it fixed and had spent two hours in the pissing rain, i couldnt have gotten wetter if i went swimming :FUCK:. Used some Kleenex to wipe the grease and dirt off my hands then took off my shoes, socks, jacket and T-Shirt and Blasted the heater, So glad the my heater is almost as hot as a hair dryer :D

Post Merge: 05:53:25 AM / 17-Jun-12
Took the longest hot shower when i finally got to my place hahaha
« Last Edit: 05:53:25 AM / 17-Jun-12 by Prolowtone »
I keep my car cleaner then my room
Fuck you then, I'll take my movies, box of chocolates, bottle of wine and chloroform somewhere else.
Adding an SSD to that is kinda like strapping a 3 inch stainless HKS exhaust on a geo metro.

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #350 on: 05:01:57 PM / 26-May-14 »
Turbo started blowing lots of oil through the exhaust. Dumb.
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #351 on: 08:37:11 PM / 26-May-14 »
Necro-thread

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #352 on: 12:36:19 AM / 27-May-14 »
This is a thread that's allowed to necro, I think. It's always relevant. With that said, damn, it's been 2 years since my George Zimmer post?

I think my Jeep's transmission died. When I pulled into the driveway, MASSIVE ATF LEAK.
Nah, quoted for future use because not only is it lame and old, but it's a direct link to Schizo posting up homoerotic menswear fanfiction.
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #353 on: 05:42:59 PM / 27-May-14 »
I always liked this thread. It can put shit in perspective.
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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #354 on: 12:06:30 PM / 04-Jun-14 »
Shop broke my cobra rear knuckle when pressing out bearing.

Broke my last carbide boring bar insert.

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Re: F**K! A catch-all thread of misery and anguish
« Reply #355 on: 10:46:07 PM / 05-Jun-14 »
My 7-hour round trip to OKC turned into a 12-hour round trip to OKC after it took too long to pick up the trailer, traffic, realizing I had the wrong Jeep's key an hour and a half into the drive, and the Chevy that was towing the trailer turned out to be gutless. Duramaxed out.

And so I was really late into work and got to make even fewer hours on this already nonexistent payperiod.
Nah, quoted for future use because not only is it lame and old, but it's a direct link to Schizo posting up homoerotic menswear fanfiction.
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