How about stop being a smartass and tell people. It's something I haven't dug into, and didn't intend to, as its not a big issue to me or to most users.
On another note, if you want to talk about code, I'll show you my pages upon pages of printouts of my COBOL project I've been working on for the fun of it, as well as some punch cards that have been out of order for a decade, though those weren't mine, those were my fathers. Up for writing some multi-dimensional arrays in COBOL today?